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Postado em 21 de April
sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them




Postado em 4 de March
Anonymous: i hate ur blog kill urself and delete ur blog

gerardave:

instructions not clear enough. i got my dick caught in the ceiling fan



Postado em 3 de March

robestpierre:

A+ experience on omegle without tags



Postado em 25 de February
angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun




Postado em 14 de January
illuminaughtyprincess:

went str8 to heaven

illuminaughtyprincess:

went str8 to heaven




Postado em 29 de December

poundmyassdaddy692007:

i cant fucking breathe



Postado em 15 de December

lilzombiehansen:

you guys oh my god the most incredible string of words ever just randomly popped into my head oh my god i’m crying okay are you ready

my little brony: friendzone is tragic



Postado em 7 de December

mishapenmagic:

videohall:

Took the kids to a local farm, this sheep could use a throat lozenge.

> …or an exorcism.

> That sounded like ice cubes in a blender on low.

> metal.

> This would make a great “try not to laugh at this” exercise…

WHAT



Postado em 13 de November
perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS




Postado em 20 de October

thespoopmaid:

no-its-pronounced-gif:

xilivicus:

toodledoot:

knight—of—blood:

kirifish:

solluxs-left-bulge:

image

what

what

i’ve never clicked reblog so quickly in my life

PLAY IT ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM PLEASE PRESS PLAY IM BEGGING YOU

i dont know what i was expecting



Postado em 10 de October

dirtydisneyconfessions:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

can we all chip in and buy this thanks



Postado em 31 de August

chemicalmoment:

zerachin:

'Star Drunk,' a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)


Written drunk. Acted drunk.

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen



Postado em 31 de August

genociderishimaru:

I PUT  ISHIAMRUS LAUGH INTO THE WUBMACHINE UNDER  THE ELECTRO HOUSE OPTION AN DIM LAUHGING SO HARD



Postado em 21 de August

7101925:

cuetheconfetti:

in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:

Joey Richter in My Shiny Teeth and Me!

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED OH MY GOD

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Postado em 20 de August
mako-symptoms:

how do i feel about this ????

mako-symptoms:

how do i feel about this ????





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