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Anonymous: i hate ur blog kill urself and delete ur blog

gerardave:

instructions not clear enough. i got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

posted 1 month ago, 130 note(s), reblog
tagged: #omfg

robestpierre:

A+ experience on omegle without tags

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

illuminaughtyprincess:

went str8 to heaven

illuminaughtyprincess:

went str8 to heaven

(Source: iminlesbianwithyou)

poundmyassdaddy692007:

i cant fucking breathe

(Source: terrakion)

lilzombiehansen:

you guys oh my god the most incredible string of words ever just randomly popped into my head oh my god i’m crying okay are you ready

my little brony: friendzone is tragic

(Source: alkalinemistress)

19,000 plays

mishapenmagic:

videohall:

Took the kids to a local farm, this sheep could use a throat lozenge.

> …or an exorcism.

> That sounded like ice cubes in a blender on low.

> metal.

> This would make a great “try not to laugh at this” exercise…

WHAT

perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

(Source: mydickisthealpha)



Played: 260047 times

thespoopmaid:

no-its-pronounced-gif:

xilivicus:

toodledoot:

knight—of—blood:

kirifish:

solluxs-left-bulge:

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what

what

i’ve never clicked reblog so quickly in my life

PLAY IT ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM PLEASE PRESS PLAY IM BEGGING YOU

i dont know what i was expecting

(Source: solkatbutts)

dirtydisneyconfessions:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

can we all chip in and buy this thanks

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chemicalmoment:

zerachin:

'Star Drunk,' a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)


Written drunk. Acted drunk.

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

Artist: ishimaru

Played: 58137 times

genociderishimaru:

I PUT  ISHIAMRUS LAUGH INTO THE WUBMACHINE UNDER  THE ELECTRO HOUSE OPTION AN DIM LAUHGING SO HARD

(Source: zwinglies)

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7101925:

cuetheconfetti:

in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:

Joey Richter in My Shiny Teeth and Me!

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED OH MY GOD

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mako-symptoms:

how do i feel about this ????

posted 8 months ago, 74 note(s), reblog
tagged: #omfg
thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)