It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II
HELP MY FRIEND SEnrt THSI TO ME A dn WHEN THE BASS DROPS IM LAUGBING FOR 1003829002 YEARs
JEUSJFG FUC K I CNANT HANDEL THISsda
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
instructions not clear enough. i got my dick caught in the ceiling fan
A+ experience on omegle without tags
"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"
it’s like an ungodly sun
went str8 to heaven
i cant fucking breathe
you guys oh my god the most incredible string of words ever just randomly popped into my head oh my god i’m crying okay are you ready
my little brony: friendzone is tragic
Took the kids to a local farm, this sheep could use a throat lozenge.
> …or an exorcism.
> That sounded like ice cubes in a blender on low.
> This would make a great “try not to laugh at this” exercise…
i mean whAT
MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner
I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.
DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS
i’ve never clicked reblog so quickly in my life
PLAY IT ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM PLEASE PRESS PLAY IM BEGGING YOU
i dont know what i was expecting
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
can we all chip in and buy this thanks