silhouette smooch featuring john and dave
“The following is a list of releases by Finger Eleven, and releases by the same group under the name Rainbow Butt Monkeys.”
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
Me: "Her name's Serena"
Mom: "IVE NEVER HEARD OF A SERENA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
Me: "Mom, it's Ser...only her name is actually Serena.."
Mom: "Oh. OHHH. Okay, why didn't you say that?"
how come his body was proportionate when he was little
but now it isnt